Well shit, I’m going to an early grave.

We had one snow storm in Connecticut last year and could skate on the ponds for only a couple of days. I’m surprised that our tick season wasn’t as bad as it was.

Except we US are worse than the UK. We just have choices fried ice cream, fried stick of butter, fried Twinkies.

You can get fresh fruit and veggies but we subsidize our beeft and corn.

Also don’t forget your high fructose corn syrup in almost all our sodas. We make sure you get diabetes quick so we can prop up our insulin execs and skimp on social security. Our medical expenses are through the roof but that’s from a different bucket.