or wood chipper

i’ll take two

DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN REPEAT DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN

THIS MESSAGE IS FOR ALL RESIDENTS OF PLANET EARTH

NO ONE NEEDS YOU TO BIRTH THEM

ABORT. ABORT. ABORT.

WE HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE, THE PLANET IS BURNING, THEY WILL NOT LEAD GOOD LIVES. IT’S NOT WORTH IT. PULL OUT BEFORE YOU NUT HOLY CHRIST PLEASE DO NOT HAVE KIDS

lol fucking obliterated

Thank you

His shirt could have said something misogynistic and she would have found something else compliment. She’s not kissing him because of his shirt. She’s kissing him because he’s a tall able-bodied cisgendered straight good-looking bearded white guy.

Awful kerning

(Kerning is spacing between letters)

Schõn Shon ShAnne Shtan (the t is silent) Scheahn Shean Sean

Body: you’re so thirsty. dehydrated. tongue sticking to your mouth, so thiiiiirsty. go pee eight times before falling asleep and evacuate every fluid ounce of fucking water in your body for no reason thiiiiiiirsty

Fight or flight response activated!

But the danger is gone, what do you want me to d-

FIGHT OR FLIGHT THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

Thanks brain!

Hey can you let me forget that cringey thing I did at summer camp? I’m in agony and it’s been thirty years

Me: We haven’t evolved much in 800 thousand years. Can you please make me stop craving sugar?

Brain: Do drugs, get mad for no reason

Me: what

Brain: Here’s a dream about having sex with Barney the Dinosaur

“I’m 14 and don’t speak English! Please don’t turn me into an unwilling concubine and forbid me from seeing my parents ever again!”

The fate of this Pocahontas is far far more merciful than the fate of the real one.

It’s been fun.

I need an adult

But you expect us to care about your opinion? Be correct and be nice or you won’t get to finish the discussion. It’s like a recipe, you have to do the work to get the product.

“pay much attention” not “play”. I’d be more careful with that keyboard if I were you. Wouldn’t want to lose any credibility.

Respectfully, this sounds like opinion and doubt rather than a credibly timeline. Other than rattling off industry terms the only support you’ve given your argument is “I don’t see AGI happening”. You’ve collected an impressive shopping basket of buzz words but done little to dissuade me or the engineers developing this technology that it won’t be ready within a lifetime. Stay tuned.

Oh, and “its own thinking” not “it’s own thinking”. His, hers, its.

AI is better at recognizing patterns than we are. The brain may be unfathomable to us, but technology already exists which could recognize the signals in your brain that represent memories and reproduce or alter them.

Neuralink and similar devices are being used right now, today, to record the thoughts of animals. The first neuralink patient is alive and well, meaning it’s already being used on humans.

Do you really think this technology won’t exist in our lifetime?