Major Robert Thornbird: Our cameras saw some sort of weapon.

Jack O’Neill: Oh, well it’s hard to say.

Major Robert Thornbird: Some sort of state secret?

Jack O’Neill: No. Just difficult to pronounce.

It was so great they don’t need to.

…

1976 Dodge Aspen

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

It’s the ones that are silently manipulating things that worry me more.

It’s a car, not a political statement. I’m driving it. It’s still a great vehicle.

Would I buy one now? Probably not. But a lot of that is due to them making so many things extra cost.

How many people know the politics of the CEOs of the other car companies before or after they purchase? Not many I suspect.

What exactly do they think goes on in these bathrooms anyway?

I’ve never even considered whether they’re plants or not. I guess I always assumed they were, but now it makes sense that they’re not. But I can’t imagine anyone having a tizzy over it either way.

Another working day has ended
Only the rush-hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings
Into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

Ed Harris’ dad?

Heated seats ftw.

I will attempt to reach the sustenance through the delivery slot with my appendage.

An old motherboard dies.
Her connections fall to the floor.

Is your name Beethoven by any chance?

John Cusack (Gross Pointe Blank)

Everywhere, all at once.

In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.