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aww come on sweetheart, tell me how proud you are that you know the real answer now… you earned your Captain Internet Badge for the day, son…

well you’re a good looker upper too aren’t you dipshit… i only wrote that out so that i could get you to look up some shit for me… thank you…

think whatever the fuck you like, my little Thinker

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tires were a lot less reliable than they are now, and i mean to the point that you really needed to be ready to change a flat every time you drove your car… they didn’t fail all the time, but they failed at a much higher rate and when they did it was usually catastrophic… modern tires tend to deal with punctures and failure in general a lot better than the inner tube tires used prior to the 80s… and obviously nobody had a cell phone to call for help…

so you kept work gloves in there for changing a flat tire

the Joker is just a psycho who abuses the fact that most people will trust others a little bit, like all psychos do

men realized that women can cast spells with those thing, so we forced you to hide them

maybe they don’t visit us because we never call or text

and as such, it’s sort of just an extra layer of information on top of the conversation, where things like body language and tone of voice are absent

it’s a good point, but it doesn’t seem like voting is as dominant a factor on this platform as on some others

Hollywood producers out there making enemies wherever they can

conservatives do not comprehend satire

you probably have no idea what the other people in line smell like

i saw a t-shirt in a Mexican tourist town once that said it depends on what you drink, and it explained it like this:

Beer = I’m invincible!
Whiskey = I’m invulnerable!
Tequila = I’m invisible!

maybe you could pack a chute inside each seat, and then just dump all the seats out with everyone still in them… chutes deploy automatically… like a pilot’s seat in a jet fighter, but less complicated…

“okay everyone, stand up calmly and put on your parachute while the plane falls out of the sky… once everyone is done with that, and all parachutes are secure, we will begin an orderly de-boarding… thank you for your attention - while the plane falls out of the sky for some reason…”

if he has some cheddar in there he can have hot Hamm’s and cheese

this particular case called for it, that’s all… there’s a reasonable warrant, and the details are now open to public scrutiny… it’s obviously been handled responsibly… creating a big uproar over it doesn’t help…

they were tracking down a SWATter, so i’m fine with it

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