He just doesn’t want you to make him work 😔

Not encouraging in the context of implementing harm reduction in the short time we have left. This stupid old fuck is going to smile and nod his way into the grave while wishing us all the best.

Wishlisted, good luck!

Go all the way, build a whole shrine

Well obviously you aren’t Comrade OctopusFucker.

The sky is turning red / Return to power draws near

• Kerry King

Have you been mauled by a hollandish uhh Dutchman?

It’s laced with LSD

Does the nipple thing cost extra?

Somewhat in order of action:

• check if I am clenching jaw/grinding my teeth, relax shoulders and neck, center my thoughts, lower blood pressure and pulse

• thoroughly flush sinuses (like spend 20 minutes or more at least)

• drink lots of water/electrolytes and caffeine

• reduce sensory input: dark quiet room with comfortable seating

• double dose of Sudafed and Diclofenac sodium

• jump into traffic

Oh why didn’t you just mention the BEEEEES

Does he (?) evolve into, like, a Mecha toaster or something?

Or digi-volve or whatever they do in digimon

I assumed this is the new form of the human race

The configuration must grow.

This sounds great!!

That is awful. Sorry

Institutional inertia is real. Obviously every situation is different but in most cases they are not blocking remote access, they’re just tracking if you badged in that day. If you are still doing work, it’s going to take them awhile to respond - they are hoping you quit rather than having to fire you.

Both things should be done simultaneously!

Usually it’s phased and they don’t cut off remote access entirely. They still want you to be able to work on the weekend at home…

Let them enforce it. Don’t quit, that’s what they are trying to accomplish anyway.