purplexed

“we’re reaching out to you about your cart’s extended warranty…”

He cheves man, he cheves.

Verification cans when tho?

Real talk here bro, stop worrying about making yourself “perfect” for someone, or rather anyone, else. Stop trying to make yourself what you idolize, or what you perceive to be idolized.

You are you, you are a person. Take care of yourself first. You need to change your mentality and realize that you do have redeeming qualities. You need to focus on those.

Learn to love yourself first, trust me on this one.

My overdraft fee is $30. Returns are also $30. Sometimes you can get hit by both for the same thing.

I understand that a person could watch their finances and help not have these, but sometimes you got to gamble on whether or not a purchase will come through before a paycheck. It’s not ideal.

On average, I think it balances out

Whoa whoa whoa, are you Margot Robbie? As in, the esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie? What an honor.

This, so much this. The eggs need to cook long enough to the bottom of the pan to then release themselves. Cooking temp is super important here.

I think it’s the military training plus a little extra sociopath on the side.

Breaking news: US to supply IDF with Gatorade to help reduce fatigue and improve performance.

Sounds like Hunted.

Yeah that happens to me a fair bit.

The other one I found myself in, is that something they say reminds me of A, and I think it would be funny if B, so I jump to conclusion C, and then try to make a joke about D, completely skipping past and not even mentioning everything that transpired in my head that lead to E.