Redbull with sushi…

You got a better idea for Elon? Enlighten me.

I’d like to make an observation that the rich and abusive would love you to think that murdering their murdering asses is somehow morally wrong.

So, let the law do it? The law controlled by the republicans? Hi there, trump voter.

I’m sorry sir or madam, our options are oxygen, or carbon monoxide for $100. It’s a circus of value!

They would be easier to… ya know… get in proximity of.

Stay off the internet

Well, we all have an obsession with dentistry. Why more vampires don’t go into the profession themselves is the real question. People are often anesthetized for dental surgery, and drawing a pint of two would probably go unnoticed. Seems like the perfect opportunity.

That will be $5000 please. Thank you for shopping at St*rbucks Costco. I love you.

Eat more oxygen

It’s to keep you poor and working. You’ll fall in line if you can’t go a week or a month without a job. If everyone had a year of wages saved up, employers would have to be better.

I did and they fired me for insubordination. I don’t even work there.

Being really far ahead would be not inhaling chemicals at all

That’s right, it goes in the square hole.

You expect the masses to leave an app that delivers dopamine just to protest someone they envy over a topic they aren’t even aware of? ;)

If it’s broke, don’t fix it amiright?!

I was really happy to find vampire fang attachments this year that were actually tooth colored. They matched perfectly.

Where is the problem?

That’s what I used to spin in circles while playing GTA V online

Correct. I mean anyone laughing at another country because it’s going to shit is a bad person. I don’t laugh at the Russian people. I laugh at the government. The average person is kept powerless for a reason.

Don’t forget all the people of the world who sit back and laugh at the suffering of millions of people just because the leaders they can’t control do bad shit. Getting pleasure out of watching people suffer is wrong.