What is this mysterious “other service”

Friend’s wife wants to know. We’re bored in bed

Even a stopped clock is right once a day

Failry old news. The Wired article is long and offers nothing but verbiose language and opinion.

The Skinny:

Barbossa is a Brazilian immigrant who along with another Brazilian and a group of 17 other people, used stolen identity data to create fake Uber and Door Dash driver accounts to defraud these companies. They would sell or rent these accounts to unqualified drivers. The scheme netted them about 791,000USD. Barbossa got 3 years in prison, three years probation, and a 20,000 dollar fine.

Check my edit. Applies perfectly to you

Yes, Starlink went down and put a gun to their heads and made them jack off to furry porn in front of their moms while their uncles gave head to some nonbinary alligators

Evil!!!

Edit: All you dorks realize how ironic it is you are upvoting this post and downvoting my comment surfing Lemmy?

The internet is what you make of it. Starlink or Musk or anyone for that matter cannot make these people surf the web. They are surfing the web

Saying, “poor people they would be better off without, they are now ADDICTED” is patronizing and an imperialist point of view

Get your heads out of your ass

The only people on facebook are your racist uncle, hippie aunt, and your crackhead neighbour looking for used panties on marketplace

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