Age of empires 2 definitive set the standard for RTS remakes 5 years ago. This is nowhere close

I’ve not once in my life seen Harris has a first name

Yeah he has a single name like Oprah but in 2 parts

Keep baking soda around, if you manage to start a fire use it to smother the fire.

Otherwise, if you fuck up the food, order a pizza and try again tomorrow

There are DOZENS of people in the same boat!

Now the 10 year old can do everything alone

At least pumpkin Hill had good music, but yeah having played it a few times I agree

100 years of tyranny is hyperbolic. Climate change will kill us before then

Snow is great if you don’t need to drive anywhere

Atari sucks and always has

I like it

Water down the orange drink, Willie.

I’ve watered it down as much as it can go, it can’t take no more!

2011

It’s grossly overrated

So what did he actually say

Publisher’s need to stop making things that demand all of your time and attention

What’s infuriating? If you don’t like it don’t buy it

They are a prison colony after all

I’ve had the feeling of needing to cough my entire life and when it’s bad the inside of head itches. Tried shots, prescription strength drugs. Generally what works best for me is getting distracted and a double dose of extra strength Kirkland brand claratin. Some flonase if my nose and throat are irritated

I concur

While we’re at it, game design patents are bullshit