Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 days agoBallpitts are never washed. Not even once. However, some kids pee in there. This means there is a 100% chance that all balls in ballpits have been peed on, and not washed at some point.message-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1143arrow-down133
arrow-up1110arrow-down1message-squareBallpitts are never washed. Not even once. However, some kids pee in there. This means there is a 100% chance that all balls in ballpits have been peed on, and not washed at some point.Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squareLovableSidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-27 days agoSounds like a little-known Boxcar Children book. “Eww,” said Violet. “This ballpit smells bad.” “Maybe somebody barfed,” said Benny. “Anyway, I’m hungry.” “You’re always hungry, Benny,” said Jessie. “Ha-ha, let’s eat!” said Henry.
I prefer Vomit in the Ballpit
Sounds like a little-known Boxcar Children book.
“Eww,” said Violet. “This ballpit smells bad.”
“Maybe somebody barfed,” said Benny. “Anyway, I’m hungry.”
“You’re always hungry, Benny,” said Jessie.
“Ha-ha, let’s eat!” said Henry.