Emerald@lemmy.world to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoTIL that the white stuff that sometimes appears on chocolate is called "chocolate bloom".en.wikipedia.orgexternal-linkmessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1344arrow-down15
arrow-up1339arrow-down1external-linkTIL that the white stuff that sometimes appears on chocolate is called "chocolate bloom".en.wikipedia.orgEmerald@lemmy.world to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·9 months agoMy wife. Buy her any kind of fancy stuff from a gourmet chocolatier and its guaranteed to go in the bin in 18 months.
minus-squarec10l@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·9 months agoAlternatively, don’t chuck it. Eat it or give it to someone who will.
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 months agoYou dont understand, she is saving it for a special occasion.
minus-squareShepherdPie@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoThe special occasion when someone finally gets to use the guest towels?
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoYou should come over, then we can eat some chocolate and wash our hands.
minus-squareShepherdPie@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoHell yeah brother. It’d be glorious wouldn’t it?
minus-squarec10l@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agolol I get it. But really, she isn’t saving it for a special occasion, unless the special occasion is the chucking.
minus-squarearefx@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoGive her the chocolate then send it to me. :D
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoSame here. We have about 10 pounds of chocolate in a storage bin that’s slowly growing stale.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agodoes she not like it? or is she saving it because she thinks it’s too precious?
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoIts too good to just eat because she wants some chocolate, so it sits there… and sits there… and sits there… while we throw a family block in the trolley each week when we do groceries.
minus-squareCashewNut 🏴@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·9 months agoThat’s not a divorce-level crime. It’s execution-level.
My wife.
Buy her any kind of fancy stuff from a gourmet chocolatier and its guaranteed to go in the bin in 18 months.
Alternatively, don’t chuck it. Eat it or give it to someone who will.
You dont understand, she is saving it for a special occasion.
The special occasion when someone finally gets to use the guest towels?
You should come over, then we can eat some chocolate and wash our hands.
Hell yeah brother. It’d be glorious wouldn’t it?
lol I get it. But really, she isn’t saving it for a special occasion, unless the special occasion is the chucking.
Give her the chocolate then send it to me. :D
Same here. We have about 10 pounds of chocolate in a storage bin that’s slowly growing stale.
does she not like it? or is she saving it because she thinks it’s too precious?
Its too good to just eat because she wants some chocolate, so it sits there… and sits there… and sits there… while we throw a family block in the trolley each week when we do groceries.
That’s not a divorce-level crime. It’s execution-level.