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For parties: just buy more pizza
I like it, except that the crust is all on one end of the “noodle”.
For parties AND for you (when you want some yourself but you’re the one serving to your guests): cut a + shape and serve what’s left. No one will notice that some of the pizza is missing.
Also, for me tonight: 1 PORTION = 1 PIZZA
I identify as a family of four.
Likely an attempt to claim there’s fewer calories per slice, even though people will just cut it in quarters instead of fifths.
It’s like that time I only had two drinks – a bottle of wine and a bottle of vodka. (oh my god I died for the next two days don’t do what I did)
Can’t get mad at me for having only two drinks!
I just got a hangover from reading this. Been there, my condolences!
Not sure why the picture shows up sideways… it was taken vertically.
Most phones just use metadata to tell what way an image is supposed to be rotated and will always take the picture portrait. It was probably removed by the image host
Good to know. 😟 :(
It does the exact same thing to me. But if I go in my gallery and make a copy of the picture and upload that, it works correctly.
I don’t get it either.
I uploaded via Memmy… maybe I’ll post a bug report.
Who the hell doesn’t boycott Nestlé yet?
People who don’t have the fucking time to memorize all 100,000 products that are under them and don’t even have their name on it.
The logo is even visible in the posted photo …
A hungry me and it was that or nothing in the fridge. I didn’t buy this.
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It might be designed that way to make the nutritional facts more appealing. They can define the portion sizes arbitrarily, so the per-portion amounts don’t look so high.
They can define the portion sizes arbitrarily, so the per-portion amounts don’t look so high
I dunno about y’all, but I cut my pizza’s into 1/8ths, which would be smaller than 1/5.
But do you have just one piece when you do?
I’d be willing to bet that this particular pizza is very small, so most people would cut it into 1/4ths.
The FDA is in charge of portion sizes. No one decides it on their own.
What a company can do is fiddle with the total number of portions. Which is how you get 5 portions in this pizza.
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It’s Nestle, they have their child slaves cut it for them.
It’s not delusion, it’s Digiorno !
Gotta love when the picture itself is mildly infuriating too, I guess
I took the picture in the right direction but apparently Memmy will not follow rotation tags from iOS.
if you try cutting an odd number of slices you’re gonna have a bad time
Who the hell cuts pizza?
Fold, eat.Instant calzone… or pizza sandwich
Must be the guys who designed Trivial Pursuit.
You mean the Moops?
Whoa, an obscure Seinfeld reference in the wild!
Weren’t there six wedges though?
Interetingly, I’ve concluded that cutting a pizza to 4 pieces makes the rim support the tip properly, regardless of the size of the pizza, while cutting the pizza to 8 pieces makes the tip of the piece always flop. However, one quadrant of the pizza is harder to eat, because it widens so radicaly. This has made me a believer of cutting the pizza to 6 pieces, as this solves both issues.
I woudn’t be surprised if some maths genius would’ve calculated that the 5 pieces would be the most optimal for both issues, the tip support, and the edibility. However, cutting to 5 equal pieces is rather bothersom, so I’ll be sticking with 6 pieces personally, regardless of what pizza enginers may have calculated.
Doesn’t Costco do 6 pieces by default? That’s always struck me as a good size.
People who share a pizza with four others, perhaps?
That’s when you cut it into sixths and take the last piece after “offering” it to everyone else.
1/5 is 20% of a pizza. So if you cut it traditionally into eight slices, that would be just over a slice and a half.
…or you could cut the pizza into 10 pieces (5 cuts across) and 2 pieces count as a portion.
I make pizza quite often with 12 oz (340 g) dough balls. When I cut the pizza it’s usually 10 slices (5 cuts). 8 slices they’re too wide and need folding. 12 slices is too narrow. 10 is best. I usually eat 4 though, not 2.
So I would cut into 1/16 and eat 3? What a bother.
If you were thoughtful you’d only need three cuts
You could also do 5 cuts and eat two slices… anyways, I ate the whole pizza.
Okay I will cut it into 100 slices and take 20.
