You would probably be surprised by how many soldiers turn left when the Drill Sergeant yells “right face” during Basic Training.

I’m well into adulthood and still have to stop and think about what’s left or right. I have no idea why my brain refuses to cooperate.

“Don’t peek”.

Peeks

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this is me playing Apex with my headphones on backwards lmao

I’ve been known to head sourthweast for no discernible reason.

I feel personally attacked

You’re fired again

This is my friend. Let’s go east. They run west.

Enemies approaching from west. He runs east… “I don’t see them”

I’ve taken to standing in front of him and firing arrows through him at the enemy. (No friendly fire). He tends to turn around.