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  • I watched Crocodile Dundee growing up so I keep sharks away with dynamite

    The only surfing I do is on concrete though, so that really makes the whole affair hard to understand for local authorities.

    Now though, they’re just like, “Oh yeah, dynamite guy. Yeah, don’t worry about it, it’s just for sharks, You’re fine…”

















  • Eat shit Pennywise, you wanna know what’s scary?

    Being crushed under a lifetime of debt you know, no matter what you do, no matter how much shit you get right, you’re still permanently fucked, but you can’t stop or you will die. You continue because you have no choice and you know you will die a wage slave. There is no escape.

    Fucking werewolves…

    Get outta here with that bullshit.



  • IDK, but I tried Muay Thai and can attest that it has the mystical power of hitting and kicking people really fucking hard. I could throw a large man, but it was by shoving him with my foot (called a teep, they’re great). I tried a little Tai Chi when I was younger and it does seem like it would be awesome for balance and maybe some core strength type stuff but I have to imagine its efficacy in an actual fight is not on par with something more practical like Muay Thai, Jui JItsu, Boxing, etc.

    I think knowing it could still help if you get attacked, but the real danger that will probably get most of us is being too inactive and Tai Chi seems pretty great in defending against that.