I am extremely excited for you. Welcome.

The body of Christ

The blood of Christ

And just for the kids, the shaft of Christ

“It’s fine if we add a backdoor, we’ll be the only ones with access, NBD!”

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Jake Gyllenhaal?

It’s a quote from a TV show

Cocaine in a can baby!

Your worthless existence will be justified if you use Microsoft products. You will feel valid. You will feel loved. You will matter.

Homer Simpson would drink it…

I had a Duff beer in Germany once. It was fucking awful. Is this drink any good?

There are easier ways to get laid man

Here’s the list of things I miss:

“Try”

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Are you high?

Don’t you just hate it when people are compassionate and nonviolent? Hand me my gun

I used to cable them up or swap out PICs, never got a chance to try JunOS though.

The router is a Juniper MX960

The the the the the, the the the the the the the the; the the the the the the.

Like a flesh eating bacteria vs brain cancer

Why? They aren’t much different