I don’t care that Linux is talked about here. It’s just insufferable having people commenting with this superior attitude about it making it seem like the second coming. It’s just as bad as aggressive vegans and cryptobros.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord Tux?
Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.
I actually don’t know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.
Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!
Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
As long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.
Because they are wise in the ways of the world.
Frankly, I don’t have a problem with anyone who uses linux, I do too. I just get tired of the same stupid circlejerks that paint it as some kind of perfect alternative to existing mainstays. I like it, you like it, Lemmy is a deeply nerdy subsect of diehard FOSS ideologies and the power of the personal computer. But dear god is it kind of insufferable at times when it’s preaching to converts, and I imagine even less pleasant for those who just don’t have a desire to care.
I think the biggest problem is the fact that it is a three-pronged Choice.
Where two of them are fighting each other to become the biggest dumpster fire and the last one is just trying to function.
Its like the American political system. 😂
Second.
That blue screen of death post which recently said that Windows users live in fear of losing everything was a perfect example. As is this bullshit shower thought.
On the other hand, my only remaining Windows machine routinely bluescreens with 0xDEADDEAD, which is never supposed to happen (it’s a test code, for a deliberately initiated crash).
I think the last time I got a kernel panic on a Linux machine was 2011, and it was an mp3 player that was definitely not designed to run Linux.
I will say there were times I wanted to ask certain questions, and was sure I would just be met with multiple “switch to linux” responses. I just used google to try and find answers on Reddit.
Microsoft makes stupid decision for Windows = There’s always someone writing up paragraphs of how they switched to Linux via Mint, like they’re about to convert swathes of people to do the same. Insert meme where Obama is giving himself a medal.
Hear ye, Hear ye! The local Linux preacher approaches! Hide all those whom value thou sanity!!
Why do the hookers get to decide it’s a brothel?
Oh, I’m sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.
They’re escorts. They’re only hookers when they’re dead.
It gives a whole new meaning to my buddy’s Ford escort.
“Companions”
Escorts 🍷
Really I’m just disappointed in the lack of blackjack here.
It’s true that were total sluts aren’t we?
We’re never faithful to one distribution. Always hopping from one to the next until it doesn’t satisfy us no more.
#LinuxSluts
I prefer to think of it as an open relationship. I have my home distro, my work distro, and if either of them aren’t in the mood, there is an wide variety of other distros to get the job done.
And if I’m feeling really kinky, there’s always Windows.
You make Windows sound like butt stuff and BDSM
Subs aren’t in the sudoers file
Don’t windows-shame me!
I thought you were going to say Gentoo.
I only use Mint. But I have 4 of them now.
I run both. everyone hates me :')
You run Linux in a brothel?
He runs a brothel on Linux.
That’s just Linux with extra steps
They have great “up time”.
I run both. everyone hates me :')
Lindows
Brothix? Linal?
I hope not given how out of date it’s be by now.
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if only those people had seen reddit in the really early days
What’s a LiNUx?¿
You see, little @JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee, when a man loves a woman…. Birds…. Bees…. yada yada yada…. You get a baby brother or sister.
An investment in yourself
To be fair… There are too many in a brothel…
Right… Nobody ever complained
Never seen anyone complaining about Linux on here or on Reddit
You must not browse All much then. There’s a community here called LinuxSucks which I ended up blocking because it just wasn’t very funny but holy hell they were on a posting spree the other day.
Ah maybe I blocked them a long time ago because I haven’t seen it. What’s not to like about Linux?? I don’t even use Linux but I find the memes and posts funny.
More like kinky sex slaves … they’re all either cheap or work for free.
They’ll complain and give you a hard time during the whole experience but they’ll never leave you alone because it’s their kink and it turns them on.
Oh yes daddy, do me harder!
This is what Arch Linux would say
… most just lie there bored out of their mind
