They couldn’t turn the world today into a movie because the writing would be called too lazy and ham-fisted to be realistic.

Don’t worry, some turbulence is par for the course but dangerous turbulence is pretty rare. Also 50 feet is an exaggeration, turbulence usually feels worse than it is. Plane rides are usually smoother than driving in a car, but flying can make you sensitive to lateral motion.

Is there a Beetlejuicing community on Lemmy yet?

They’re both Frankenstein, and also they’re both monsters. Victor shouldn’t have made the monster, and he should’ve done more to stop it, but the monster was also an asshole. Being treated like a monster doesn’t make it okay to act like one.

It’s crazy how ubiquitous those were. Anyone with a mic for their PC had that exact mic.

Hell, I’m a millennial and I had a professor at college maybe five years ago who used an overhead because he refused to figure out how to use PowerPoint with the computer projector.

It’s a show called Mystery Science Theater 3000. It’s about someone stuck in space by evil scientists and forced to watch bad movies with his robot companions (played by puppets). The show is made up mostly of them watching the movie with only their silhouettes in the bottom of the screen as they make fun of the movie, like in the comic, with occasional segments where they leave the theater and usually do some kind of skit related to the film.

It’s kinda corny but it’s a fun show. They have a channel on YouTube where they upload some of the episodes and play others live, and an app where you can watch most of them ad-free.

I think it depends on if you’re correcting people to better understand them, or correcting them to be correct. Or, to put it another way:

https://xkcd.com/1576/

Would you rather fight one man-sized parrot or 100 parrot-sized men?

🎶In the not too distant future…🎶

🎵 Electric LOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOve🎶

“Could someone define ‘filicide’ for Goku? I’d ask Gohan, buuuuut…”

“…I’m actually not sure what it means. Isn’t that when you kill a pony?”

Of course that’s not a tie, it’s a cabbage.

I have altered the file path. Pray I don’t alter it further.

So you’re punching and you’re kicking and you’re shouting at me

I’m relying on your common decency

So far it hasn’t surfaced but I’m sure it exists

It just takes a while to travel from your head to your fist

(Gonna have that stuck in my head for a while now)

An excruciating number, yes

What do you say if you want the trees up?

Some people are really weird when it comes to things being “fair.” I forget the details but I remember a study where given the option of getting $100 and a stranger getting $200, a good chunk of people would rather neither of them get anything.

WHEREISTHETRIGGER 😡🦇