I always hate it when that happens
Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.
Sadly, this just reminds me of Gisele Pelicot.
My name’s Buck, and I’m here to party.
My name’s Eddie, I like Spaghetti
What if I want to be awake for it?
If they wanted consent they would just ask.
Wait, what? A gregtech instance?
My name is gregor, I like to do tech stuff, I am from the EU and I did not check whether something named “gregtech” exists before registering my domain name.
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That’s why you’re still a virgin.
I mean how much worse could weird alien sex be than our current reality?
don’t ask questions if you can’t fap to the answers.
That explains everyone who was never here
We used to say that peeling your beer label was a sign of sexual frustration. Hmmmm…
Can’t be, my friend did that all the time and I’m the one being frustrated? 🤔
I don’t think this is real. Not because it’s a crazy scenario, but because the aliens would definitely make a better simulation.
Frankly all i wanna do is escape this reality, so
Not a very good matrix, that reset button doesn’t even wipe his memory he will be up again in five minutes.
Nah they’ll just label him as schizophrenic and put him on some antipsychotic drugs.
Just a sensory reset. And they fixed the bug that let him get out. Enjoy your nightmare.
Hey. That bug’s name is Larry, and he has 5 kids and a houseboat.
Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.
Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.
It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.
Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.
It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.
That’s some delicious existential horror right there!
Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit
No
You could if you weren’t a coward.
This is very rick and morty, I love it
Truely the dark souls of comments right here.
This is the Skyrim of humor
CHEEEEEEEEESE
Getting some Boss Baby vibes from this comment
Because it’s unfunny? Seriously the idea is okay but why would he call it weird alien sex? So even the last person gets it? Does he think aliens call themselves aliens?
Aliens calling themselves aliens is literally a joke in Rick and Morty
Yeah how stupid. We should drug him and have human sex with whoever is responsible
It’s their universal translator translating it into words the human understands.
The location of the tear in panel 3 and 4 relative to the protagonist’s body prevent me from fully enjoying this piece
Maybe you are seeing through the simulation yourself, and are actually taking part in weird alien sex. Makes you think…
That and the color change of lobster’s shirt
The tear is the fabric of reality, not the beer bottle. You remove the bottle, the tear is still there.
The problem boobies is referring to is the fact that the tear’s shape should be horizontally flipped when seen from the other side, but it’s just sorta scaled up in the comic.
ignorance is bliss
I’ll have what he’s having!
Pointing out the alien color palette looks like it changed 3 times
